Hey yah
Welcome to my blog
Am 18,i luv my mummy pappa,i don clean my rum ,i go to high school en piss my brainzz off...........thts all uh no bout meh.
So here's the thing tht last Saturday i turned the big 18 en trust me i was going to write my blog on tht day itself as my current title is on' birthdays' but i got so involved on tht day tht i thought maybe wud write it next day,en the next day became dis republic day!PROCRASTINATION' is in my veins u see.
En i'll be honest wid uh on dis topic tht we all no tht birthdays are exiting en you wait to feel special but in my opinion birthdays are sort of stressful and here's why?
There's so much pressure built in ur brainz .Its like ur expected to feel so much special on ur birthday but in reality ur going to have the exact same life except today you will have cake.
Every night before my birthday at 11:50 pm i'll be feeling hell anxious juz peeping at my phone counting the minutes like ok here we go,here we go en then when it hits 12:00
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NOTHING HAPPENS
and u already know in ur brainz tht you convinced yourself that the number of calls and texts you get is the symbol of how popular you are.You are stressed because you r JUDGING yourself.
You r checking your phone for no reason like ok may be i am not getting the signal or the network is low and ur going through a mental list in ur brainz tht( its 12;01 and she didn't call me,no worries i no she cant forget my birthday)( its 12:10 and he didn't call, damn man i want to slap him ,i mean how cn he forget my birthday)(Is it my birthday or am in dilemma ?) and den suddenly my phone beeps en i am like yaaah man en wat do i see tht it is an airtel text that YOU'RE RUNNING OUT OF DATA'
DAMN MAN,no body loves you !!! because here's the thing that it is 2016 and people no longer call each otha to wish happy birthday .You'll be lucky if you received a TEXT MESSAGE because what's going to happen is tht when i am going to login to my social website ,i will have 200 notifications of people and exact same messages reading tht 'HEY HAPPY BIRTHDAY' thnxx so much for the warm wishes also who the hell are uh ?'! Also if you're my close fren and you think its ok to wish me happy birthday on my wall in a C of 200 of all the basic people you're DUMB.Birthday's are wen u realize tht ur frenz do not no the effing thing bout uh.
Also birthdays set up unrealistic expectations coz on the day of you're birthday everyone treats you amazing,your boyfren/galfren is nice to uh ,they are way too cute,they don fight with you,your teacher wont pick on you(you don know the answer ,don worry its your birthday Timmy),your parents are not going to yell at you .Your day is G R E A T !
MUMMY- you have a good bday .Gud gal, you know i luv you ok happy bday. Don't worry about nothing.You such a gud gal.(thanxx mom i really appreciate tht ,honestly i luv uh too).
the moment the clock strikes 12:00
''Oye clean ur bloody room ok ,what you think you special,you think you bloody special?
Oye shut up ,shut up ur face,you no what? i am not even going to let you finish.
Even Fifth Harmony called that you're not even worth it .Tom Cruise waiting outside ,they want to shoot Mission Impossible 5 thts ryt. Story going to be cleaning your room.You think ur zodiac sign Aquarius haan?Your only sign 'dead end ahead' ok because this your future. Police outside asking everybody ok after the storm i said 'no no don worry.this only betu's room.Even dog ,cat they know ,they come close to your room,they run away .You know Apple called me thts ryt ,they want me to take picture of your face for new jooseless emoji.You so bloody dirty .You're supposed to have three windows ,you have 1.5 window.How u see anything but that's ok because that's still enough for you....................IDIOT''
But the point is that ur birthday is like one of those people who win Indian idol or some reality show or like tht.;
you are bloody special for the holy one day so wear ur boxers and look down bruhhh!!!!
DAMN MAN,no body loves you !!! because here's the thing that it is 2016 and people no longer call each otha to wish happy birthday .You'll be lucky if you received a TEXT MESSAGE because what's going to happen is tht when i am going to login to my social website ,i will have 200 notifications of people and exact same messages reading tht 'HEY HAPPY BIRTHDAY' thnxx so much for the warm wishes also who the hell are uh ?'! Also if you're my close fren and you think its ok to wish me happy birthday on my wall in a C of 200 of all the basic people you're DUMB.Birthday's are wen u realize tht ur frenz do not no the effing thing bout uh.
Also birthdays set up unrealistic expectations coz on the day of you're birthday everyone treats you amazing,your boyfren/galfren is nice to uh ,they are way too cute,they don fight with you,your teacher wont pick on you(you don know the answer ,don worry its your birthday Timmy),your parents are not going to yell at you .Your day is G R E A T !
MUMMY- you have a good bday .Gud gal, you know i luv you ok happy bday. Don't worry about nothing.You such a gud gal.(thanxx mom i really appreciate tht ,honestly i luv uh too).
the moment the clock strikes 12:00
''Oye clean ur bloody room ok ,what you think you special,you think you bloody special?
Oye shut up ,shut up ur face,you no what? i am not even going to let you finish.
Even Fifth Harmony called that you're not even worth it .Tom Cruise waiting outside ,they want to shoot Mission Impossible 5 thts ryt. Story going to be cleaning your room.You think ur zodiac sign Aquarius haan?Your only sign 'dead end ahead' ok because this your future. Police outside asking everybody ok after the storm i said 'no no don worry.this only betu's room.Even dog ,cat they know ,they come close to your room,they run away .You know Apple called me thts ryt ,they want me to take picture of your face for new jooseless emoji.You so bloody dirty .You're supposed to have three windows ,you have 1.5 window.How u see anything but that's ok because that's still enough for you....................IDIOT''
But the point is that ur birthday is like one of those people who win Indian idol or some reality show or like tht.;
you are bloody special for the holy one day so wear ur boxers and look down bruhhh!!!!
